Ivanka Trump is back in the spotlight, and so is her hair. Before you scroll, you might want to dim your screen, because her freshly bleached look is practically fluorescent.
The former first daughter reemerged from her $24 million estate on Miami’s ultra-exclusive “Billionaire Bunker” to promote her latest passion project: fighting food waste.
I co-founded Planet Harvest with Melissa Ackerman to maximize the amount of fresh food that moves from farms to families. We’re excited to announce our partnership with @chobani and @hamdiulukaya to incorporate sustainably-sourced, whole harvest produce into their delicious… pic.twitter.com/sk14DcKgN5
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) September 12, 2025
Ivanka’s Pitch: Saving Produce
Speaking to CNBC’s Joe Kernan, Ivanka lamented the waste of crops that don’t meet grocery store standards.
“The amount of food waste happening at a field level is atrocious,” she said. “It’s such an unnoticeable difference, and it’s a difference that should be celebrated. Food isn’t supposed to be universally sized.”
She doubled down in a Fortune op-ed for her new company, Planet Harvest, painting a vivid picture of ripe berries left to rot in the fields because they were deemed “too small.” She cited staggering statistics: 30% of U.S. produce never leaves the farm, amounting to more than 36 billion pounds wasted each year.
On paper, the initiative sounds noble. In practice, critics see something else entirely.
look who’s on CNBC pic.twitter.com/CMQGn3359x
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 12, 2025
The Pile of Hypocrisy
It’s not the mission that’s drawing side-eye, it’s the messenger. Ivanka Trump calling attention to wasted crops while her father’s administration worked overtime to dismantle protections for both workers and the environment feels rich.
- Farm workers: Nearly half of the agricultural workforce is undocumented, and immigration raids under her father’s policies left many terrified of even showing up to work. Planet Harvest doesn’t address that.
- The land itself: Trump-era EPA rollbacks gutted environmental protections that safeguard farmland.
- Food access: Ivanka touts consumer access to fresh produce, but her father’s budget cuts slashed $186 billion from food assistance programs, making it harder for low-income families to afford groceries.
Add in tariffs that drove up food prices nationwide, and the hypocrisy practically writes itself.
She’s giving Owen Wilson https://t.co/CNQQ0fWzeG
— Good Gawd (@tron2dos) September 12, 2025
Miami Life & Bleach Job Buzz
Of course, Ivanka remains untouched by these struggles. She’s been spotted spending time with her neighbor and new BFF, Gisele Bündchen, in their exclusive Miami enclave.
But while she mingles with supermodels, one question lingers: why hasn’t anyone pulled her aside about that blinding hair? Social media certainly noticed.
“With this f*cka** Amazon Prime wig,” one user posted on X, alongside a string of 🤮 emojis.
Maybe it was a wedding favor from Jeff Bezos’ $20 million Venetian bash?
Either way, Ivanka’s comeback tour seems less about saving strawberries and more about spinning a glossy PR story that falls flat under scrutiny.
what is this fuck ass wig she has on https://t.co/tqIEqtJP0I
— Liv 🌈 (@OliviaJRoweee) September 12, 2025